Take Me To Naija

Chapter 9.  Emmy:this one no goes well sef, why we no go that trophy own side? Caleb :or that Goldberg? Emmy :you get 3k ? For just one white thing wey you wan Comot from your preek. I just de dey look em as em dey call Ashawo joints,even small Emmanuel sef even know price join. Abel:we Don too tey here na, we dey enter inside? Emmy:no oo, we're broke not poor. That Emmanuel statement I no come understand, no be small thread hold brokenness and poorness ni?. Caleb :ahbi o, see as the place dirty any how. Kai shey na ground we find come ahbi na Ashawo we find come? I no come understand again. Abel: where we wan go now? Emmy : trophy joor.. Abel :no qualms, may we dey go. See as I just dey follow Em like goat wey em win kill. This time we walked straight. We stopped at one duplex like building, e be upstairs ,for front na bar. I no see any girls ahbi na drink Emmy carry us come drink ni. Na so we waka enter the bar o, I just the anticipate waytin I go see. Abel:focus o... Abel whispe

 Chapter 8. Seems I'm unusually early to phy101 class The scantiness of the class no be here, just a hand pick of people in the lab. I check time na 8:30,him class dey start 8am till 10 am. And him no dey ever dey late. My phone vibrate,i bring m out of my front pocket.it was a whatapp message from Abel. "boy people no dey my hall",the messages stand out. "even me sef,here empty", I texted back. Two boys walked in that moment so entangle in their conversation. Boy1:OMo boy you hear shots last night?. Boy2: I was so scared I swear. Boy1: no be only u Ooo. Me an under my bunk I here Oo,i even sleep off for Dia sef. As soon as I heard that I smiled, at least no be only me sleep under bunk. boy1:waytin em say happen Self?. Boy 2: I think it was a robbery, my roommates who were at the bank when it happened was telling us. Boy1:rob bank for night? "Even me no understand. Who robs bank at night?." Boy2: I don't know, that's what they told me. I stood

Chapter 7. Davidson: frank hwfa? ( seriously my mind no even dey here,i was almost shot.) Victory: ahboy no tell me say na that thing wey just happen you dey reason so!. Davidson: frank lap!. ( he said gesturing with his hand over a bed that two hard looking girls were seated.) I carry my self jeje go sitdown for their middle,the room was hot despite the fast rotation of the ceiling fan. Davidson: how e dey?. (Sitting up on the bed). Me:brotherly i blank. The thing weigh me. Davidson: you do am any other thing? Me:nothing o! Me wey even save am from una wrath sef. ( i said recalling how i ran from F and G to back gate.) Davidson: him go strike again. Me: i know. Davidson: you no fit fight executioner,so how you wan do am?. (The quiet weak me,if only this people know say na impersonation i dey do). Me: i off!,i empty. My deck no dey here brotherly. ( i let out another lie,kai this time i cant stop lying) Davidson:no worry bout your former deck,sail with us. ( like this guy dey tell me m

 Chapter 6... The led me to the back of one popular restaurant in campus. "Yummers". R2:aboh go down!. ( he yelled! Moving from one point to another) No body tell me to comply,i go jejely lie down for ground flat,yeah you guessed right. Fear got the best of me lol. R2: You dey cap me!. Me: brotherly no be so. ( omo i humble, e remain small may i force tears comot for my eyes). Me:brotherly no be so. (My voice was echoing the spacious hall)... R2: how e come be? You!,you make me bleed. Mee?!!. R2. Me:brotherly abeg,calm down may we align. R2: may you and who align? See this Jews. May you and who align?. Mehn have never felt helpless my entire life,i just wish say i be get fellowship way i dey go,or any thing way fit save me from this mess. If i die now waytin i go tell my mama?. R2:answer me,may you and who align?. He shouted pulling my dread, e pain me ooo,but i can't shout like that,i gas look strong for him eye. 'Carck' the sound came behind me. "Aro"!

 Chapter 5. They girls introduced their selves as bella,Ellen and Lizzy,the one front of me just kept quiet and concentrated on the her food. Franklin shift,na waytin i hear when i be dey try start conversation with Bella.i look up na Emmanuel,he was holding a plate of beans and two balls of bread. I just weak. Mehn i shifted na,didnt wanted to fall his hand,as if devil was against me,Emmanuel started conversation with the girl that has concentrated on her food since. She answered( e pain me ehh). "I like ya hair" Emmanuel said stroking her long dread. She let out a smile,see teeth. Well arranged,white like cloud, She too fine. "I'm flattered"... She said giggling. Mitcheeew flatter ko,lesser ni,i said in my mind. All three of em were having conversation without me,well i don't do well when it comes to banny. "What's ya name"? Bella asked me. Caleb: his name is Franklin. Caleb said trying to defend his hunt. Lol, i just smile. Abel may we dey g

 Chapter 4. Our matriculation was fast approaching, some of the people that were evicted returned. Though we reach an agreement second semester they will go,and they agreed. Me and pepple turn enemy, i no dey even bother go him class. The porter has been frustrating my life like madt,unlike my previous university this one you'll have to sign into your hostel. Providing them with ya passport,your school fee receipt and other credentials (100 level mostly) The man refused to signed me in,the first time i was in his office,he said i should put my papers in files,i was like no qualms na. I hurried down to complex center front hostel D... When I got to his office it was locked,mehn the outrage i felt ehh. I just retired to my hostel for the day. Ahboy,ahboy.. Which kind sleep you dey sleep like this na ote,i could hear Abel from my dream world. "Leave me oo".. I said sleepily. "You know waytin be time?"... Someone asked me. Na 6:45 pm oo,and you start sleep 2pm... I